Vampires

Vampires are not as popular as Werewolves, lately.  But they're still noticable.  I have been wearing black T-shirts lately, and I read a lot of Fantasy and Fiction books.  And I admit, my canine teeth are naturally that sharp.  I really don't sharpen them, or anything else ridiculous.  But because of these things, I have been accused of being a Vampire by kids younger than me, as well as my age. 
Really? 
I don't want to be a Vampire.  I am not a Vampire.  I am me.  ME!  Not something that you can focus all your Edward Cullen energy on. 
Get some help.  I don't fund that.
I am HP all the way.
So, AVADA KEDAVRA!!!